Plastered Paula Power Pilates

Real quick:

Love: Mandisa, Chris (although Coldplay called and want their sound/look/angst back), Katharine (note to the producers and stage managers: When giving the admittedly rough lumps of coal directions, please try to stop them hitting their marks with a cheese-eatin' stance and accompanying smile, it's aggravating and inherantly false), and Elliot.

Meh: Kevin Covais, Taylor Hicks, Lisa Tucker (although her outfit was distractingly bad, her vocals were off and her song choice was REAL SUCKY, she still has a great performance in the cue, provided she doesn't go home tonight) and Paris (yeah, she can belt it out, but her affected stage presence and neck poppin' give ME soft-tissue just by watching - girlfriend, work on less Whitney/more Patti...flow, don't jerk and you'll be ok).

Can't freakin stand: Bucky (bubye), PICKLER (clean up in aisle "HO", clean up in aisle "HO"...make up should never be applied with a putty knife and cauk gun...just sayin'), and ACE needs to go very, very far away...in a land where looking like a generic version of Gavin Rossdale and a falsetto penchant equal success instead of suck-excess). I suggest the next train to Bizarro land where even there he is relegated to cruise ships/amusement parks/karoake clubs/prison yards.

I've discovered a hidden gem within the realm of A.I..."Plastered Paula Power Pilates"

• 1st stance-"Sitting Touchdown"
  
• 2nd stance-"Standing Touchdown"
  
• 3rd stance-"Cross-arm Flappies"
  
• 4th stance (advanced) - "one armed Cowboy lasso 'wootwoots'"
  
• 5th stance-"Refilling Coke glass"
  
• 6th stance-"Popping Vicodin"
  
• 7th stance-"Simon shoulder hit/swing back center"
  

I'm out -

Prof.